Things that I suck at:
- Posting on my blog.
My last words surrounding the blog were ‘I’ll write more often, promise!’ and that was three months ago. To anyone who cares (close family and friends, hi), I apologise for my incompetence. You’re probably of the opinion that if I dared to enter the ‘blogosphere’ (pause for emphasis…..) then I should have done so with the utmost commitment and I should be ashamed, especially considering the slight success of my last post, Wait, is this a place where grown-ups work? that I personally like to read in the voice of Mark Corrigan.
It’s been tough finding the energy to write here for a few reasons. Firstly I have become aware that my blog isn’t going to be taken seriously by WordPress with these naughty, naughty Google images. Sigh, but I love the images.
Secondly I was unemployed (that was a temp job before that I freaked out over… yeah, maybe I overreacted) and so spent each and every day writing long, tedious descriptions on why I was perfect for every job in the world. Thirdly, the pressure for these posts to be enjoyable made me crack slightly, and my hair fell out in clumps and blocked the shower plug.
I was writing about my new phone. Yep. I felt like I was combing dried manure out of a horse’s tail. Don’t worry though, eventually (after I tried combing it with my own teeth and spat it everywhere, then cried) I cut the tail right off. So although it’s deeply saddening, there will be no phone blog post.
I’ve realised that I just have to write, and not think so hard, and possibly lower the quality of the posts in the process, nomsain? For any odd/crap blog posts of the future, and the fact that I just said ‘nomsain’ as a warning, I apologise. With all my heart.
So let’s start – I have a great post for you about Sex and the City. HAHAHA. No seriously.
Love, Corinne (of the Cloud named as such)